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- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
Oh. My. God.
How long did this take someone to make????
I THINK I’M IN LOVE
DAYUM
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I respect your argument but Canada has a glow-in-the-dark dinosaur quarter.
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CANADA! FUCK YEAH!
I need to find one of these
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Dear sweatpants and hoodies, thanks for being there for me.
Sincerely, sexy and I know it, but too lazy to show it.
Rage comics, ‘when’ moments, memes, gifs- this blog has it all!
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No one talks about Claudius Templesmith.
I was in the movie too.
I was beside Caesar.
Doing my job.
Helping Caesar out.
I was in the movie.
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wait
are you telling me its candy
with a fuckingtoy inside?!
Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?
WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!
Canada has it. US is missing out, they don’t have Aero bars either…
what, if they don’t have toys then how is it a surprise.
So wait, they’ve NEVER had toys inside? So then every commercial I’ve seen for Kinder Surprise eggs has been Canadian. Woow. That’s hard to digest man. Heavy.
Americans don’t get Kinder Surprises?!!?!?!?!!? WHAT!?! Oh man. I feel so sorry for all my American friends.
Americans have not had a childhood unless they had a Kinder surprise with a toy inside.
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Photog Makes Whimsical Art With Carpet, Construction Paper and Cat
California photographer Theresa Knudson had an epiphany when her cat Fluffy was sleeping on a blue carpet during a hot day.
“I cut out some construction paper balloons, fish, clouds, etc. and laid them down around him,” Knudson tells The Fluffington Post. “I stood on my sofa and shot from above.”
The rest is Internet history, as the photos have popped up on blogs all over the web. Knudson credits the technique to Jan von Holleben, whom she claims is the master.
Photos by Theresa Knudson, used with permission.
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